You kind of have to expect this sort of thing in Fresno, but I just about witnessed a fight last night. I was out with my wife at Tahoe Joes alone (a not common occurrance given our three children) and one booth over there was a neanderthal. Apparently a neanderthal who was going to get violent with the waiters.
The supposed crime?
He believed that the waiter purposely sprayed him with a small amount of soup. Yes, the way it is set up does get a large pot of soup close to that particular booth. His theory:
One time is an accident. A second time is on purpose.
Interestingly, human beings from this century just asked to be moved to a different table.
And the kicker? He had his family with him, including a young daughter who was busy learning that it is acceptable to be loud and obnoxious in public.
Surprisingly, when the restaurant staff who was very patient and didn’t have him thrown out, moved him, he brought his beer along for the walk to the new table.
